Freedom of Being Single
Do you love being single? Sure, many people find being single much more fun and fulfilling than being in a relationship.
It might even be really great and life-changing if you’re lucky enough. Unfortunately for many people, haven’t gotten that lucky yet—but that’s fine! Single people are living the life, whether they know it or not, and here are the list of things only people who enjoy being single understand.
- You can do whatever you want, whenever you want
- This includes but is not limited to excessive eating and sleeping
- Your bed is your bed and yours only
- There’s no one to impress with your ~underthings~
- There’s no need to suffer through all the awkward dating rituals
- No one is going to rudely suggest that you “share” dessert
- Drinking straight from the bottle is normal and fine because no one else is there to help you finish it
- Speaking of finish, you can ~get it~ on your own time and by your own means
- There’s no pressure to impress anyone else’s friends or family
- You can skip the debate about what film or show to watch on Netflix
- There’s never any weird talk about the future or your commitments when you’re only committed to yourself
- There’s plenty of time to chill with your friends without a pesky SO in the way
- You don’t really need to ensure that anyone’s birthday is fucking awesome but yours
- You can probably save a lot of money when you’re not spending it on anyone else
- You can be totally independent and self-sufficent, and that is very cool and adult