Guys, this was a crazy period! Turning pants to Benz seems to be late 2018 / early 2019’s biggest move and counting, but can you really buy Benz with pants? I mean a real-life Mercedes Benz car, purchased with a mere underwear for women! How can that be?
In most Nigerian blogs, there are stories of women robbed of their pants at the gunpoint, Yahoo boys caught with pants or stolen from the clothesline where they were hung to dry.
It gives you the feeling that the problem of ‘pant to Benz’ could be something.
The thing is that it’s not easy to get a Mercedes Benz car with a mere used pant. It entails something more than natural, which is why they sang in the song “Logo Benz” by Olamide and Lil Kesh, if their hustle doesn’t pay, “dem go do blood money.”
From any indication, it simply means that if their music hustle doesn’t favor them, they’d jump to steal the ladies p@anties and go diabolically to get a Benz car or whatever their fancy is tickled by the car.
This just tells you that it’s not regular to buy Benz with pant. If you’re still curious about how to get a Benz with your pant, read it.
Believe it or not, in Africa, money rituals have long been a thing, especially in Nigeria. There are stories of various affluent men in Nigeria who are thought to have their fortune through ritualistic means. For years now, there have been different styles of money ritual. Many of this diabolical money-making style involves the use of human parts, which is why security agents of suspected ritualists caught with parts of the human body make arrests several times a year.
How can we forget an apparently crazy man who was caught answering calls a few years ago in Delta State under a bridge around Ofotoku? When investigated, he was found to be a ritual killer who kidnapped, killed and sold various parts of his victims’ bodies to high-ranking men in Nigerian society.
Let’s get back to why we’re here, away from the ‘old school.’ A “new school” style of money ritual began later last year (2018). This new school style did not involve directly cutting off limbs or body parts of suspicious victims, but regularly stealing innocent women’s underwear or calling girls!
This approach has been and still is widely used by internet fraudsters (also known as “yahoo boys”), whose only means is to defraud unsuspecting victims of their hard-earned money, usually foreigners from the United States and other countries. The modus operandi usually involves a powerful native herbalist performing a ritual and “blessing” them in order to “command” their suspicious victims to release money for them. This is where it is interesting to buy Benz with pant.
It is believed that native doctors ask these internet fraudsters to get the underwear of women who sleep with them or just regular women and use these pants to create some kind of spiritual power that enables the internet fraudsters (yahoo boys) to ask their foreign victims for money. What happens to the victims of these pant thefts is still unknown, but reports say that they end up mentally unstable on the street.
While the young guys who use these ritual p@anties end up buying’ Benz.’ Where this idea of’ mining pants’ and turning them into Benz emanated from is particularly unclear, but in the Delta State it is believed to have gained notoriety. Internet fraudsters( yahoo boys) who favored Warri, Mosogar, Jesse, Asaba and especially Abraka as their hub, are said to have caused a great deal of havoc in the area’s female pants.
The thing is there’s no substantial claim that turning pants to Benz is real, but seeing “blood money” and ritual killings( thanks to Nollywood for the massive exposure) has made everyone realize that something as sinister as this is deeply rooted in Nigeria. It’s best to stay safe and at all costs protect yourself and your pants.
It’s a pity that young people don’t believe in the small drops of hard work that make the ocean of success. They lost faith in the country, in their future, and they just want to accumulate wealth at any cost, even if it means scavenging women’s pants all over the place. Although there have been no cases of after- effects on victims whose pants may have been used to’ buy Benz,’ we should not be led to believe that this is something to be taken with a pinch of salt.
Now to answer the question ‘if you can actually buy Benz with your pants,’ I would say NO. Work hard, be consistent with your legal hustle and one day you’ll be good enough to enter any dealership and snag any ride of your choice without feeling sorry about what you did to make that much money. No blood on your hands and no weight on your conscience, so let Benz leave your mind ASAP!